{"id":438,"date":"2005-02-28T20:21:35","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T18:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olbertz\/2005\/02\/28\/notice-of-revocation-of-independence-by-john-cleese\/"},"modified":"2005-02-28T20:21:35","modified_gmt":"2005-02-28T18:21:35","slug":"notice-of-revocation-of-independence-by-john-cleese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/2005\/02\/28\/notice-of-revocation-of-independence-by-john-cleese\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE&#8220; by John Cleese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Simply <a href=\"http:\/\/blank.antville.org\/stories\/1042216\/\">brilliant and funny<\/a>. Some excerpts:<\/p>\n<p>7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don&#8217;t believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.<\/p>\n<p>14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you&#8217;re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you&#8217;re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you&#8217;re not grown up enough to handle a gun.<\/p>\n<p>15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It&#8217;s been driving us crazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Simply brilliant and funny. Some excerpts: 7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/2005\/02\/28\/notice-of-revocation-of-independence-by-john-cleese\/\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/olbertz.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}